king of the monsters
You Were Supposed to Say "Uhhhh"
Legendary Emerald: Hey
Legendary Emerald: You know the joke, a chicken takes three steps, and forgets?
Cleveland Rock: Forgets what?
Cleveland Rock: Emerald?
Cleveland Rock: Forgets what?
(one hour later)
Legendary Emerald: Sorry
Legendary Emerald: So, you know the joke, a chicken takes three steps, and forgets?
Cleveland Rock: Forgets what?
Legendary Emerald: *poses; waits for applause*
Cleveland Rock: *crickets*
Legendary Emerald: ...
Legendary Emerald: go play chapter 7 of kid icarus uprising again
Legendary Emerald: god damn it...
Legendary Emerald: that joke literally took me an HOUR TO MAKE
Legendary Emerald: and it doesn't even sound like you got it
Cleveland Rock: It's not chapter 7. It plays on random chapters after you beat the game. And I got it. I was playing along.
Legendary Emerald: oh
Legendary Emerald: fuck you

time for bed


time for bed








Since the original article has since been deleted (I can’t imagine why…), you can still view it here.

While ancient Egyptians were, by all accounts, black, the fact remains that their civilization was under foreign rule for the last 340 years before its collapse.  There are literally numerous funerary coffins from that time period—different from a traditional Egyptian sarcophagus—that bore portraits depicting the person inside.  These are referred to as Fayum mummy portraits.  They are clearly a departure from Egyptian practices and artwork, and are considered as direct Roman influence, so yes:  There is quite a lot of evidence as to the Greek and Roman occupation of Egypt.

As for Cleopatra, even her name is of Greek origin.  As mentioned above, she was part of the Ptolemaic dynasty of Greek rulers that served as Egyptian pharaohsThe land would be later ruled over by Romans, Arabs, and Muslims.  It is not known who her mother is, but it is speculated that even her mother may have been part Macedonian, and not fully Egyptian, thus putting even the suggested quarter of Egyptian heritage into question.  While both queens Hapshetsut and Nefertiti were of pure Egyptian lineage, Cleopatra was not.

For further reading:

Or, if you’d like even more information, I’m pretty sure I’ve got a few books around here on the subject.

But seriously:  Please do not make a post about the history of anything unless you are knowledgeable enough about it that you are not presenting a false account of someone else’s civilization.



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